Who is Joevahkiin?

Who or what is Joevahkiin? In this day and age of bad reboots and woke Hollywood, it’s hard to find a series that is really original. So, I wanted to share this web series on YouTube with you before its creator is sent to Guantanamo. Joevahkiin was created by Youtuber, Dr Phoxotic. This is a serious documentary of the events of an honorable career politician who was transported to the world of Skyrim.

This one’s for Corn Pop.

As Joevahkiin is mistaken for being a batshit crazy illegal border crosser, he has to throw in with the Stormcloaks and fight his way out of capture and execution by the Imperials.

Don’t mess with Riverrun’s chickens.

Soon the President, an honorable career politician, is faced with a moral predicament. He must decide if he is willing to starve or steal from his fellow human beings. Joe resorts to stealing but forgets the Stormcloaks’ advice and steals the town’s chicken!

Don’t be caught engaging in Furry related activities.

After being hungry and still stricken with rabies, Joe gets the idea of being arrested on purpose to get a meal and a bed. But his cellmate is a huge horny ogre! Joe’s prison nickname is Sloppy Joe.

Joevahkiin is conscripted to fight the dragon.

Based on Joe’s perceived combat skill, they gave him a wooden spoon as a weapon. But he is under the protection of his pimp, Borkul. He promises to protect his sweet mouth during the battle. But before they have to fight the dragon, they must put down a rebellion of peasants who have had enough of the Arls’ tyrannical rule.

“We did it. We murdered them all.” Joevahkiin.

In summary.

I’m sure I will lose some of my friends over this blog and be put on some FBI watch list, but this series on YouTube is just too funny to not share. And because I love Skyrim, the open world RPG game and have played it many times and the person who animated this series and did the voice editing did a legendary job. And to sum up, it’s just refreshingly stupid funny.